Teacher: Why are you late?Webster: Because of the sign. Teacher: What sign?Webster: The one that says, “School Ahead, Go Slow.” Teacher: Cindy, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?Cindy: You told me […]
Der’s only one God, ya know.Don’t make that fish on your mantle an idol.Cussing ain’t Minnesota nice.Go to church even when you’re up north.Honor your folks.Don’t kill. Catch and release.There is only one Lena for […]