Dr Wingnut

Day: January 3, 2005

  • New Year’s resolution

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    A New Year’s resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.AnonymousHowever the doctor has made a resolution to go from a 38-inch waist to a 36-inch waist.  Wish him luck.

  • Safer

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    Boy, I feel safer now that she’s [Martha Stewart] behind bars. O.J. & Kobe are walking around; Osama bin Laden too, but they take the one woman in America willing to cook and clean and work in the yard and haul her ass to jail.Tim Allen, Comedian

  • Snipper job

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    A guy goes into the employment office in Columbus.  Not many jobs and it doesn’t take him very long, of course.Then, just as he’s about to give up and go away, he spots something.“Wanted”, it says.  “Single man, willing to travel, must have own scissors.  $500 a week guaranteed, plus company car and all expenses.”Well,…