Dr Wingnut

Day: January 5, 2005

  • Strength

    —

    by

    Dr Wingnut
    in

    Our strength is often composed of the weakness we’re damned if we’re going to show.Mignon McLaughlin

  • The perfect husband

    —

    by

    Dr Wingnut
    in

    Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.  A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk.  Everyone else in the room stops to listen.MAN: “Hello”WOMAN: “Honey, it’s me.  Are you at the club?”MAN: “Yes”WOMAN: “I am at the mall now and…