Day: January 27, 2005
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Patience
How poor are they who have not patience! What wound did ever heal but by degrees?William Shakespeare
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Trouble with their sons
A Jewish businessman in Chicago sent his son to Israel for a year to absorb the culture.When the son returned, he said, “Papa, I had a great time in Israel. By the way, I converted to Christianity.” “Oy vey,” said the father, “What have I done!”He took his problem to his best friend. “Ike,” he…
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What is the sound of one hand clapping?
The thought came this morning that it is the sound of a male homo sapiens engaged in the practice of masturbation. Save the kittens.