Dr Wingnut

Day: June 23, 2006

  • Today’s the day

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    Thanks to you, my friends in the fellowship of the spirit, and conscious contact with a higher power, I am alive today.Thanks to those of you from whom I’ve gotten greetings today from New Zealand, Germany, Belgium, Canada; and New York, Ohio, New Hampshire, Kentucky and California in the US.A special thank you to Tommy,…

  • Medicine

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    Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis.Jack Handey

  • Smile!

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    In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand.  He approached her and asked, “Mrs. Jones, do you know me?”She responded, “Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams.  I’ve known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you’ve been a big disappointment…