A zebra dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates. As he enters, he asks St. Peter, “I have a question that haunted me all of my days on earth… Am I a white horse with […]
We’re in the early stages of what I would describe as the Third World War, and, frankly…we don’t have the right attitude.Newt Gingrich, on NBC’s Meet the Press, July 16, 2006
A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool. After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split.The waitress asked kindly, “Crushed nuts?”“No,” he […]
Three old guys are out walking.First one says, “Windy, isn’t it?”Second one says, “No, its Thursday!”Third one says, “So am I. Let’s go get a beer.”via email from Chris Walsh, Thu, 20 Jul 2006 04:42:23 […]
When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my own country. I make up for lost time when I come home.Sir Winston Churchill