Quotations
Liars
Liars when they speak the truth are not believed.Aristotle
Month: March 2007
Spiritual
God is a little like…
General Electric. He lights your path.Bayer Aspirin. He works wonders.Hallmark Cards. He cared enough to send the very best.Tide. He gets out the stains that others leave behind.VO-5 Hair Spray. He holds through all kinds […]
Quotations
Faults
Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.Mark Twain
Humor
Camel Toads
via email from Duane McDowell, Sat, 12 Nov 2005 15:43:04 -0800
Quotations
Decisions
Decisions are like Jello molds. They only turn out firm when the right amount of water is added.Roy Palm
Humor
Vacationland USA
The Maine Turnpike began a new program this summer where they handed out flyers titled “Welcome To Vacationland.” These flyers will be handed out to all cars with license plates from Massachusetts, Connecticut, New York, […]
Quotations
Revenge
He that studieth revenge keepeth his own wounds green, which otherwise would heal and do well.John Milton