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Quotations

Attention passengers

Attention passengers.  Have your ticket out so you can be inspected and accepted, or rejected and ejected.  Also, there is no smoking or urinating inside, outside, between, under, above, or around the train.  Do not […]
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General

Quirky definitions

A BankA place where they lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.DentistA person who extracts both your teeth and your money.JuryIt consists of 12 people chosen to decide who has […]