Report: Still Hasn’t Been Long Enough To Open Restaurant Called Bin Laden’s

“There will be a time in the future when Americans will be ready to take their whole family out to Bin Laden’s and grab a table in the middle of the Ground Zero dining area, but that time isn’t now.  So, if you’re thinking about opening a restaurant called Bin Laden’s, you’ll have to wait.”

The Onion, 2013-04-12