How to call in sick

A guy calls his boss and says that he is sick and won’t be in today.

The boss says, "What’s wrong?"

The guy says, "I have anal glaucoma."

The boss says, "What’s that."

The guy says, "I can’t see my ass coming to work today.

via email from Eric Diedrich, Thu 02/19/04 17:07 -0500