When you’re drunk…

Things that are difficult to say when you’re drunk…

  • Innovative
  • Preliminary
  • Proliferation
  • Cinnamon

Things that are very difficult to say when you’re drunk…

  • Specificity
  • British Constitution
  • Passive-aggressive disorder
  • Transubstantiate

Things that are downright impossible to say when you’re drunk…

  • Thanks, but I don’t want to sleep with you.
  • Nope, no more drinks for me, I’ve reached my limit.
  • Sorry, but you’re not really my type.
  • Please take the shooters back; let’s have water.
  • Good evening officer, isn’t it lovely out tonight?
  • I’m not interested in fighting you.
  • Oh, I just couldn’t – no one wants to hear me sing.
  • Thank you, but I won’t make any attempt to dance, I have zero coordination.
  • Where is the nearest toilet?  I refuse to vomit in the street.
  • I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.
  • Look, it would be great to have sex with you, but I hardly know you and we will only feel really embarrassed and awkward in the morning.
  • That guy is looking at my girlfriend but I am sure its just because he knows her or something.
  • That chair looks wobbly and dangerous and I certainly wouldn’t try balancing on it with this short skirt on in case I fell off.
  • I must get to my bed, as I could never have a really good sleep in that hedge.
via email from Renee Bailey, Wed, 12 Jan 2005 22:29:19 -0600