Eight Terms with two Meanings

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THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female……Any part under a car’s hood.
Male……….The strap fastener on a woman’s bra.
VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female……Fully opening up one’s self emotionally to another.
Male………Playing football without a cup.
COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female……The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one’s partner.
Male……….Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.
COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female…….A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male………..Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.
ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female……A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male……….Anything that can be done while drinking beer.
FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female……An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male……….A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.
MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female……The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male……….Call it whatever you want just as long as we do it.
REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female…….A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male………..A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes
via email from Bob Rosen, Mon, 2 May 2005 22:38:12 -0700