A business man got on an elevator. When he entered, there was a blonde inside who greeted him with a bright, “T-G-I-F.”
He smiled at her and replied, “S-H-I-T.”
She looked puzzled and repeated, “T … G … I … F …,” more slowly.
He again answered, “S … H … I … T …” very slowly as well.
The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile, and said as sweetly as possibly, “T-G-I-F.”
The man smiled back to her and once again, “S-H-I-T.”
The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain. ‘T-G-I-F’ means Thank Goodness It’s Friday’. Get it, duuhhh?”
The man answered, “‘S-H-I-T’ means ‘Sorry, Honey, It’s Thursday.'”
via email from Duane McDowell, Wed, 4 May 2005 08:17:00 -0500Or, “Sure happy it’s Thursday.”