Three men died and went to heaven. At the pearly gates, St. Peter told them that the determining factor of what vehicle they will drive in heaven will be based on how faithful they were to their wives while they were on earth. St. Peter asked the first man, “How faithful were you?”
The man answered, ?I was married for 15 years and cheated on my wife a number of times.”
St. Peter said, “Okay, you will drive a Volkswagen.”
He then asked the second man, “How about you?” The man answered, “I was married for 20 years and only cheated on my wife once.”
St. Peter said, “Okay, you will drive a Taurus.”
He then asked the third man, “How faithful were you to your wife?”
The man replied, “I was married over 50 years and never cheated on my wife, not even once!”
St. Peter said, “Okay, you will get a Rolls Royce.”
After a few days in heaven, the three men meet at an intersection and the man in the Rolls Royce was just sitting there crying. One of the other men said to him, ?Why are you crying? Here you are in heaven, driving around in a Rolls Royce. What could you possibly have to cry about?”
The man in the Rolls Royce said, “I just passed my wife going the other way and she was on a skateboard.”
via email from John Treworgy, Fri, 20 May 2005 18:40:16 -0700