Religious Philosophies of the World in a Nutshell

05/22/2001 Dr Wingnut Humor Comments Off on Religious Philosophies of the World in a Nutshell
Catholicism
If shit happens, I deserve it.
Protestantism
Shit won't happen if I work harder
Judaism
Why does this shit always happen to me?
Buddhism
When shit happens, is it really shit?
Islam
If shit happens, take a hostage.
Hinduism
This shit happened before.
Hare Krishna
Shit happens Ramah Lama Ding Dong.
Rastafarianism
Lets smoke this shit!
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