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The master of obfuscation

Although our asset-class analysis of detailed disaggregated data is still at an early stage, preliminary examination finds that the data are consistent with the hypothesis of differential spending propensities by asset type and by whether […]

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Opportunity

Opportunity is missed by most because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. Thomas Alva Edison

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Things to do before the Inaugural

Get that abortion you’ve always wanted. Drink a nice clean glass of water. Cash your Social Security check. See a doctor of your own choosing. Spend quality time with your draft age child/grandchild. Visit Syria, […]

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Biggest Idiots of 2004

Number One I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control center.  Today, this woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants.  I quickly […]

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Your 2005 Horoscope

Aquarius (Jan 21 – Feb 19) You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive.  You lie a great deal.  You make the same mistakes repeatedly because you are stupid.  Everyone thinks you […]

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New 2005 Holiday

Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for your wife or girlfriend by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic. Secret… Guys […]