Humor
Football blonde joke
Of all the blonde jokes, this one has to be the best — because it makes football make sense! A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right […]
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Snow Problem…
On a bitterly cold winters morning a husband and wife in Duluth were listening to the radio during breakfast… They heard the announcer say, “We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow […]
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Blonde Mortician
A man who’d just died was delivered to a local mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit. The female blonde mortician asks the deceased’s wife how she would like the body dressed. She points […]
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Two Sisters
Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, Inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to […]
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Complicated puzzle
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, “Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figure out how to get started.” Her boyfriend asks, “What is it […]
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Game Show Blonde
On a famous TV game show a blonde contestant needed only to answer one more question. One simple question stood between her and one million dollars! “To be today’s champion,” the show’s smiling host intoned, […]
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I lost my wine glass
Mother Superior calls the nuns together and says to them, “I must tell you all something…. We have a case of gonorrhea in the convent.” “Praise the Lord!” says a blond nun at the back. […]