Dr Wingnut

Author: Dr Wingnut

  • Failure

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    There’s always a reason why something doesn’t work  Finding that reason is the hard part.Richard Wilmott, IBM Tivoli

  • You can’t say we ain’t hi teck!

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    via email from John Treworgy, Wed, 17 Nov 2004 15:11:45 -0500

  • Humility

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    Humility is like underwear; essential, but indecent if it shows.Helen Nielsen

  • Marriage

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    Part ITypical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules:“I’ll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want and I don’t expect any hassle from you.  I expect a great dinner to be on table unless I tell you that I…

  • Duty

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    When a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty.George Bernard Shaw

  • Expert

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    An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn’t happen.Earl Wilson

  • Happy Birthday

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    Two weeks ago was my 45th birthday, and I wasn’t feeling too good that morning.  I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say, “Happy Birthday!” and probably have a present for me.  As it turned out, she didn’t even say good morning, let alone any happy birthday.  I thought, well, that’s…