Author: Dr Wingnut
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Man, Alive!
I gotta get me one of these! For only 9.500 Euro’s you too can get yourself a conference bike. Check out the cool movie. The only problem is I don’t think that I have six friends that would want to go on a picnic with me; and I’m already married, so its use as a…
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Fairness
Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is a little like expecting the bull not to attack you because you are a vegetarian.Dennis Wholey
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The zen of folding a shirt
This Sunday is Halloween! Do you have your costume yet? No? Well, have you considered dressing up as Beaker the Muppet? LinkRon Lichty points us to this demonstration of how to fold a shirt: LinkSomeone collects flight attendant uniforms. Ahh, the Web. LinkFor productivity fans, I wrote a different kind of column here: LinkSurprising it…
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Red Sox Joke
Three fans are walking to Fenway Park for the Red Sox-Yankees playoff series, when they see a foot sticking out of some bushes.An inspection revealed a dead-drunk naked woman. One man placed his Orioles baseball cap on her right breast.The Red Sox fan placed his cap on her left breast, and the Yankee fan put…
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Purpose
We are here on earth to do good for others. What the others are here for, I don’t know.W.H. Auden
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Friend
A friend is a person who knows the song in your heart, and can sing it back to you when you’ve forgotten the words.UnknownI saw this on a sign today when I went to the gift shop in my building for my usual, “Case of the Mondays” lunch of Tab, Tuna fish salad sandwich and…
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Trust
Few things help an individual more than to place responsibility upon him, and to let him know that you trust him.Booker T. Washington