Dr Wingnut

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  • Do nothing for everyone

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    Finally, software that admits to doing nothing for everybody! (Thanks to Gel speaker David Greenberger.) LinkOne-page cartoons for 5- to 15-year-olds, showing them how to build all kinds of stuff: LinkOptical illusion: undulating almonds. LinkFun music video (in Flash), featuring They Might Be Giants: LinkGoogle way back in 1960. (Thanks, Kevin Fox!) LinkQuickTime VR (panoramic)…

  • Republican Convention Schedule. (Final)

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    On May 22 I posted the preliminary schedule for the 2004 Republican National Committee Convention Schedule New York, NY.  Apparently some changes were made and I just got the final agenda:6:00pm – Opening prayer6:15pm – Supplementary opening prayer6:30pm – Prayer in thanks of first two prayers6:45pm – New energy policy presented by Exxon7:00pm – Canonization…

  • You know you are grown up when…

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    Your house plants are alive, and you can’t smoke any of them.Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.You keep more food than beer in the fridge.6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.You hear your favorite song on an elevatorYou watch the Weather Channel.Your friends marry…

  • Pay attention

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    First-year students at Medical School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body.  They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.The professor started the class by telling them, “In medicine, it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor:The first is that…

  • Release

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    The most difficult thing in the world is to know how to do a thing and to watch someone else do it wrong without comment.Theodore H. White

  • Smart “Blonde” Joke

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    Very valuable for those ‘awkward’ moments where you want to end a conversation before it starts.Two strangers were seated next to each other on the plane.  The guy turned to the cute blonde next to him and made his move.“Let’s talk.” He said. “I’ve heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a…

  • Chapters omitted from the Big Book

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    There has been some speculation as to why the following chapters are not included.Into ThinkingInto FeelingWhy we’re Alcoholicand my favoriteOn PMSI’m sure that additional items will be added to this list as “more is revealed”26 Oct 2004I found the note that contained some additional chapters that are missing:We AntagonistsThe Family Aftermath10 Aug 2005Tim at OMD…