Dr Wingnut

Author: Dr Wingnut

  • Are you Harold?

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    On my way home from work yesterday, I traveled for some time alongside a brown Jaguar XKE Coupe.  It took all I had not to roll down the window and ask the guy driving the Jag if his name was Harold.  If that were his name, it would have been too ironic.

  • Micro-Management at the office

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    I recently hired a new software developer who shared this enlightening memo from his previous employer (a DotCom).  Enjoy!Dr. WingnutPopcorn Popper and Hot Dog machineWe now have a Popcorn Popping machine and a Hot Dog machine in the kitchen.  Do not pop popcorn or cook hot dogs without permission.  We are going to limit operation…

  • Freedom

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    To keep a lamp burning we have to keep putting oil in it.Mother Teresa

  • And now for something completely different…

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    Not a man with three buttocks; but Miss Chernobyl 2004via email from Eric Diedrich, Wed, 16 Jun 2004 15:32:42 -0500

  • Crackpots

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    A person with a new idea is a crank until the idea succeeds.Mark Twain

  • Dizzy

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    As long as the world is turning and spinning, we’re gonna be dizzy and we’re gonna make mistakes.Mel Brooks

  • Desparate

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    A sexy woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub…  She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately.  She seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers.  As he did, she gently caressed his full beard.“Are you the manager?”  she asked, softly stroking his face with both…