Author: Dr Wingnut
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The Godfather
A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has cheated him for ten million bucks. This bookkeeper happens to be mute and deaf, so the Godfather brings along his attorney, who knows sign language.The Godfather asks the bookkeeper, “Ask him, ‘Where is the 10 million bucks you embezzled from me?”The attorney, using sign language, asks…
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Information
Information is the oxygen of the modern age. It seeps through the walls topped by barbed wire, it wafts across the electrified borders.Ronald Reagan
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A Woman’s Prayer
Dear Lord, I pray for:Wisdom, To understand a manLove, To forgive him andPatience, For his moodsBecause, Lord, if I pray for StrengthI’ll just beat him to death.via email from Bob Rosen, Mon, 7 Jun 2004 10:56:41 -0500
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Friendship
You can make more friends in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years of trying to get other people interested in you.Dale Carnegie
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New Dog Breeds
Collie + Lhasa ApsoCollapso, a dog that folds up for easy transportSpitz + Chow ChowSpitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lotPointer + SetterPoinsetter, a traditional Christmas petGreat Pyrenees + DachshundPyradachs, a puzzling breedPekingnese + Lhasa ApsoPeekasso, an abstract dogIrish Water Spaniel + English Springer SpanielIrish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistleLabrador…