Dr Wingnut

Author: Dr Wingnut

  • I’m beginning to understand women

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    Women are not supposed to:SnoreBurpSweat orPass Gas.Therefore, they must bitch or they will blow up!via email from John Treworgy, Wed, 11 Feb 2004 08:53:27 -0500

  • Loss

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    The best things in life are appreciated most after they have been lost.Roy L. Smith

  • Having a dog

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    A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down.Robert Benchley

  • Risk

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    Living at risk is jumping off the cliff and building your wings on the way down.Ray Bradbury

  • Scary Flight

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    Christian question alarms flightAn American Airlines pilot terrified passengers when he asked Christians to identify themselves and allegedly went on to call non-Christians "crazy".Some passengers on the flight from Los Angeles to New York were so worried they tried to call relatives on their mobile phones.The pilot, whose name was not released, asked Christians on…

  • Success

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    If A equals success, then the formula is: A = X + Y + Z, X is work.  Y is play.  Z is keep your mouth shut.Albert Einstein

  • Time Warp

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    Today I upgraded the site to WordPress version 1.0.1 with some custom modifications that took all day yesterday to test.  If you notice anything wierd, please let me know.