Author: Dr Wingnut
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Where shall I begin?
The white rabbit put on his spectacles. "Where shall I begin, please your majesty?""Begin at the beginning," the King said gravely, "And go on til you come to the end; then stop."Lewis Carroll (Alice’s Adventure in Wonderland)
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SCO Site Downed By DDoS Attack
A distributed denial-of-service attack brought down SCO’s web site. Story @ InternetWeekLooks like SCO is getting what they deserve for claiming they own the intellectual property to the Linux OS.
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Precious little girl
A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?"As the shopkeeper’s heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he’s on her level, and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit or a thoft and fuwwy bwack…
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What does this mean?
I took the IQ Test at Emode and scored 138. Does that mean I’m an idiot; or not?
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Obstacles
Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.Henry Ford