Author: Dr Wingnut
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Today… I wish you a day of ordinary miracles
A fresh pot of coffee you didn't have to make yourself.An unexpected phone call from an old friend.Green stoplights on your way to work or shop.I wish you a day of little things to rejoice in…The fastest line at the grocery store.A good sing along song on the radio.Your keys right where you look.I wish…
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What if?
Meditation: What if your boss could not make you angry? What if your mate could not make you jealous? What if no one else in the world could make you feel shame, guilt, rage, hatred, or any other negative emotion? Love is the only energy which flows from our Universal source. If unconditional love is…
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Are you a Catholic?
A cab driver picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring and he replies,"I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you."She answers: "My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're as…
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Whistle a Little Tune
A new, young M.D. doing his residency in obstetrics was quite embarrassed to perform female pelvic exams. To cover his embarrassment, he had unconsciously formed a habit of whistling softly during the exam.One day, the middle-aged lady upon whom he was performing an exam suddenly burst out laughing, further embarrassing him.He looked up from his…
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Talking Parrots!!
A lady approaches her priest and tells him, "Father, I have a problem.I have two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say one thing.""What do they say?" the priest inquired."They only know how to say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Want to have some fun?'""That's terrible!" the priest exclaimed, "but I have a solution…
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Just a Question of Standards
The US standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches. That's an exceedingly odd number.Why was that gauge used?Because that's the way they built them in England, and English expatriates built the US Railroads.Why did the English build them like that?Because the first rail lines were built by the same people…
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Louisiana Hurricane Season Notes
To ex-Louisianaians, present Louisianaians, and future Louisianaians:We're about to enter the peak of the hurricane season. Any day now, you're going to turn on the TV and see a weather person pointing to some radar blob out in the Gulf of Mexico and making two basic meteorological points:There is no need to panic.We could all…