Author: Dr Wingnut

Sometimes it DOES take a Rocket ScientistScientists at NASA have a gun built specifically to launch dead chickens at the windshields of airliners, military jets and the space shuttle, all traveling at maximum velocity.  The idea is to simulate the frequent incidents of collisions with airborne fowl to test the strength of the windshields.British engineers…

Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God was missing for six days.Eventually, Michael the archangel found him, resting on the seventh day.  He inquired of God, "Where have you been?"God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look Michael, look what I've made."Archangel Michael looked puzzled…

A father and his son go into the grocery store, when they happen upon the condom isle.The son asks his father why there are so many different boxes of condoms.The father replies: "Well, you see the 3 pack? That's for when you're in high school. You have 2 for Friday night and 1 for Saturday…

12% on Monday23% on Tuesday40% on Wednesday20% on Thursday5% on FridayAnd remember… When you're having a really bad day and it seems like people are trying to piss you off, it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to extend your finger and flip them off.Now get back to work!!

Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, and he heard a loud voice ask him, "What is wrong with you?" Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to. Then the loud voice said he was going to give him a companion and it would be a woman.He said "this person…

This is really spooky…..An anagram, as you all know, is a word or phrase made by or rearranging the letters of another word or phrase. The following are exceptionally clever. Someone out there either has way too much time to waste or is deadly at Scrabble.WordWhen you rearrange the letters DormitoryDirty RoomDesperationA Rope Ends ItThe…

This was an actual question given on a University of Washington physics midterm:“Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?  Support your answer with proof.”Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle’s Law (gas cools off when it expands and heats up when it is compressed) or some variant.  One…