Author: Dr Wingnut

A guy named Joe finds himself in dire trouble. His business started going bust and he found himself in serious financial trouble. He was so desperate that he decided to pray for help."Oh Lord, please help me, I've lost my business and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as…

Out of the mouth of children come some of the best things.  Thank God for our children…One Sunday in a Midwest city a young child was "acting up" during the morning worship hour. The parents did their best to maintain some sense of order in the pew but were losing the battle. Finally the father…

This new product will reduce your communications needs considerably.  Its intuitive interactions will often leave you scratching your head in wonder.    When you pause in your communication and appear to be searching for words, the FeMail will quickly determine the direction and content of the communication and will finish the document for you.From your…

99 little bugs in the code,99 bugs in the code,Fix one bug, compile it again,101 little bugs in the code.101 little bugs in the code…Fix one bug, compile it again,102 little bugs in the code.102 little bugs in the code…(Repeat until BUGS = 0)

A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge wearing a shirt open at the collar and is met by a bouncer who tells him he must wear a necktie to gain admission.  So the guy goes out to his car and he looks around for a necktie and discovers that he just doesn't have one.  He sees…

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A guy is hanging out in his favorite bar when he spots a fabulous babe walking in on the arm of some ugly schlep. He asks the bartender about her and is surprised to discover that she's a prostitute. He watches her the rest of the night, amazed that someone so attractive could be available…