Author: Dr Wingnut
-
You know it's the 90's when…
You wake up at 3:00 AM to go to the bathroom and stop to check your e-mail on the way back to bed.You get a tattoo that reads, "This body best viewed with Netscape Navigator 3.0 or higher."You name your children Eudora, Mozilla and Dotcom.You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling,…
-
Young Love
After just a few years of marriage, filled with constant arguments, a young man and his wife decided the only way to save their marriage was to try counseling. They had been at each others throats for some time and felt that this was their last straw.When they arrived at the counselor's office, the counselor…
-
Yuh, That's where I would go, Duh
PERTH, Australia (AP) — Ansett Airlines grounded one of its planes to search for a snake after a 6-year-old boy was bitten by a deadly taipan thought to be on board.Ansett spokesman Peter Young said the A-320 Airbus was searched by seven experienced snake catchers when it landed in Adelaide on the return flight, and…
-
Brothers
Two brothers, 8 and 6 years old, were getting ready for breakfast when the older brother said, "I think we're old enough to start using cuss words like grown-ups, so when we go eat breakfast, let's use some cuss words. I'll say, "Hell," and you say, "Fat Ass."They agreed and went to breakfast. After sitting…
-
Sunday school lessons
The following statements about the bible were written by children and have not been retouched or corrected (i.e., bad spelling has been left in).In the first book of the Bible, Guinessis, God got tired of creating the world, so he took the Sabbath off.Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree.Noah's wife was called…
-
Joining the church
Three couples…an elderly couple, a middle-aged couple and a young newlywed couple wanted to join a church.The pastor said, "We have special requirements for new parishioners. You must abstain from having sex for two weeks."The couples agreed and came back at the end of two weeks.The pastor went to the elderly couple and asked, "Were…