Author: Dr Wingnut
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Thanks Dave
Not every flower can say love, but a rose can. Note every plant survives a thirst, but a cactus can. Not every retard can read, but look at you go, little buddy! Today, you should take a moment and send an encouraging message to a fucked up friend, just as I have done. I don’t…
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I’m wearing an appropriate St. Pat’s outfit with a…
I’m wearing an appropriate St. Pat’s outfit with an orange fleece half-zip and a new kelly green @RoadID sport band. Fair to both sides
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Damn. If they find the missing plane, Malaysian 3…
Damn. If they find the missing plane, Malaysian 370, then my wife will be wrong. She says they were probably abducted by aliens!
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When is #tptAlmanac going to stop inviting Amy Koc…
When is #tptAlmanac going to stop inviting Amy Koch to the political couch? She is a MN disgrace, not a leader.
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Water Dancing Lessons
Swift as a deer.Quiet as a shadow.Quick as a snake.Calm as still water.Fear cuts deeper than swords.Strong as a bear.Fierce as a wolverine.The man who fears losing has already lost.Never do what they expect.What Arya learned from Syrio, A Game of Thrones, Chapter 50
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Soon
via Pearls Before Swine, 2013-01-13As soon as the snow melts, we can resume the hostilities; but it doesn’t need to be that way. Everyone should just try to be a little more considerate of each other. Cyclists should wear lights at night, and stop jumping out in front of moving traffic; motorists should get off…