Author: Dr Wingnut
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The Other Ten Commandments
Thou shall not worry.For worry is the most unproductive of all human activities.Thou shall not be fearful.For most of the things we fear never come to pass.Thou shall not cross bridges before you come to them.For no one yet has succeeded in accomplishing this.Thou shall face each problem as it comes.You can only hand one…
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Oops
On my way home last night, I saw some nummers driving a flatbed with an old crane on it wedged under the railroad trestle on Eastbound Shepard Road just west of the intersection with Jackson Street in Saint Paul. Wonder when they cleared that up? The traffic was already starting to back up.
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Baseball
Baseball is like a poker game. Nobody wants to quit when he’s losing; nobody wants you to quit when you’re ahead.Jackie Robinson
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Planned Obsolescence
Bill Gates is a very rich man today… and do you want to know why? The answer is one word: versions.Dave Barry