Author: Dr Wingnut

  • Good orgasm

    Fucking like a epileptic at a strobe light conventionProfessor Turner, My Best Friends Girl

  • Guilt

    Suspicion always haunts the guilty mind.William Shakespeare

  • Books

    Books are divided into two classes, the books of the hour and the books of all time.John Ruskin

  • Reflecting

    Reading without reflecting is like eating without digesting.Edmund Burke

  • Perspective

    What the caterpillar calls the end of the world, the master calls a butterfly.Richard Bach

  • Rhubarb Chiffon Cheesecake

    Ingredients¾ cup (3 ounces) graham craker crumbs2 tablespoons butter, melted2 cups chopped rhubarb (about 9 ounces)½ cup sugar1 envelope (¼ ounce) unflavored gelatin¼ cup water1 package (8 ounces) cream cheese, at room temperature, cut into cubes½ cup thinly sliced strawberries (about 3 ounces)MethodPour graham cracker crumbs into an 8-inch spring from cake pan with removable…

  • The Scottish Sinner

    There was a Scottish painter named Gordon Macgregor who was very interested in making a penny where he could, so he often thinned down his paint to make it go a wee bit further.As it happened, he got away with this for some time, but eventually the Baptist Church decided to do a big restoration…