Author: Dr Wingnut

  • Bureaucracy

    Kind of like the inmate showing the warden where the spare key is hidden.Paul Olson, when trying to track down his performance review, Wed, 7 Nov 2012 15:22:55 -0600 And just after Paul said this, another great example showed up in the newspaper.via Star-Tribune, 10-Nov-2012

  • Safety

    The desire for safety stands against every great and noble enterprise.Tacitus

  • Tetris Classic Codes

    I found this taped to the side of an old monitor, so I know it’s important!PAULMOSCABRAARINEUROFINGGREECRICYEKAFRENCHERBEAR or ROGDRATMFARLNAHIINVIHEAD or EUGEBORIDECENATADUETMIKHNOVOLIFEBERLKAMA

  • Ollie the farmer

    A Minnesota farmer named Ollie had a car accident.  He was hit by a truck owned by the Eversweet Company.  Olie decided to sue.In court, the Eversweet Company’s hot-shot attorney questioned him thus: “Didn’t you say to the state trooper at the scene of the accident, ‘I’m fine?’”Ollie responded: “Vell, I’lla tell you vat happened…

  • Good for keeping the forest fires down

    Into each life some rain must fall.Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

  • Mathematics

    In mathematics you don’t understand things.  You just get used to them.Johann von Neumann (1903-1957)Same way with elections.  Thanks for defeating the horrible amendments!

  • Election Day

    Today is the day that you get to participate in the democratic process and vote for the leaders that will represent you for the next two to six years.Minneapolis/Saint Paul Star-Tribune, Sunday, 5 November, 2012Do they think we don’t remember who screwed us over and hollowed out the middle class?  People just like Romney!Choose wisely,…