Dr Wingnut

Author: Dr Wingnut

  • Excuse

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    An excuse is worse and more terrible than a lie, for an excuse is a lie guarded.Pope John Paul I

  • Two Sisters

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    Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, Inherit the family ranch.  Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble.  In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock.Upon leaving, the brunette tells her sister, “When I get…

  • Hope

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    Hope is a pleasant acquaintance, but an unsafe friend.Thomas Chandler Haliburton

  • Action

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    Action is the foundational key to all success.Pablo Picasso

  • Control

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    Today may my prayers help me realizeI cannot control everything.To put the world in order,We must first put the nation in order;To put the nation in order,We must first put the family in order;To put the family in order,We must first set our hearts right.Confucius

  • President

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    In America, anybody can be president.  That’s one of the risks you take.Adlai Stevenson (1900-1965)That’s how we got Herbert Hoover, Dick Nixon, and the Bushes; talk about risk.

  • Research

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    Copy from one, it’s plagiarism; copy from two, it’s research.Wilson Mizner