Author: Dr Wingnut
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Incompetence
Never ascribe to malice that which is adequately explained by incompetence.Napoleon Bonaparte
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Steve Jobs
People made a big stink about Steve Jobs getting a new liver. But if they have heard as many stories as I have about how many active alcoholics get liver transplants, then continue to drink; I think their anger would be justified; especially if it could have gone to someone who has made the positive…
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Awareness
I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body. Then I realized who was telling me this.Emo Phillips
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Daddy, how was I born?
A little boy goes to his father and asks, “Daddy, how was I born?”The father answers, ‘Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we…
