Author: Dr Wingnut
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What is the sound of one hand shopping?
Surely when we’ve reached the point where we’re fetishizing sodium chloride and water, and subjecting both to the kind of scrutiny we used to reserve for choosing an oncologist, it’s time to admit that the relentless questing for the next undetectable gradation of perfection has stopped being about the thing itself and crossed over into…
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Wash your hands
The swine flu epidemic panic hits the restroom at the Minnesota Department of Education. Sort of a slow response given the general level of paranoia in the office about getting sick. The placement wasn’t really good either; they should have placed the flyers on the backs of the stall doors, and over the urinals —…
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Bea Arthur
It’s nice to see all the tribute posts and discussion of her work, but all the focus is on the damn Golden Girls… how about a little equal time for the amazing work she did in Maude as the antithesis of Archie Bunker?Of course many of you are too young to have ever even seen…
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Perception
Yellow is the color of cowardice; mustard is the color of superiority and dominance.Dwight Schrute