Author: Dr Wingnut
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Game Show Blonde
On a famous TV game show a blonde contestant needed only to answer one more question. One simple question stood between her and one million dollars!“To be today’s champion,” the show’s smiling host intoned, “name two of Santa’s reindeer.”The contestant, gave a sigh of relief, gratified that she had drawn such an easy question. “Rudolph!”…
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WordPress 2.7
Just upgraded to the newest version of WordPress, 2.7 “Coltrane” and it’s quite impressive. It’s come quite a way since I started using it when it was version 1.0 something.The most impressive thing was that it took me all of about five minutes to upgrade and I didn’t even have to leave the administrative interface……
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Education
Education: that which reveals to the wise, and conceals from the stupid, the vast limits of their knowledge.Mark Twain
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Winter driving
Ninety-eight percent of drivers say, “Oh, shit!” when they hit ice. The other 2% are from Minnesota and say, “Hold my beer and watch this shit!”via SMS from Nate Fleuriel, Tue, 9 Dec 2008 09:30:00 -0500
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Well-rounded
A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook…
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Broccoli Casserole
A woman goes to her boyfriend’s parents’ house for Christmas dinner.This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous.They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal.The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are almost…