Dr Wingnut

Author: Dr Wingnut

  • Call Signs

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    FUNGUS: Fuck you new guy, you suck.DAHIGI: Don’t ask how I got it.Pilot call signs, or nicknames, elucidated on the PBS series “Carrier“

  • Rest in Peace Bobby

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    I believe that, as long as there is plenty, poverty is evil.Robert Kennedy

  • Corporations

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    Corporations are not really transparent.  Corporations are translucent.  All organizations have things that are visible and things that are not.Steven Sinofsky, Microsoft Senior VP for Windows

  • Breaking News:

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    CNN reports that gas stations will start showing porn movies on the screens of the pumps so that you can see someone else get screwed at the same time you do! I just couldn’t help it.via email from Martha Clark, Thu, 29 May 2008 15:21:43 -0700

  • Punny

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    Su Wong marries Lee Wong.  The next year, the Wongs have a new baby.The nurse brings over a lovely, healthy, bouncy, but definitely Caucasian baby boy.“Congratulations,” says the nurse to the new parents.  “Well Mr. Wong, what will you and Mrs. Wong name the baby?”The puzzled father looks at his new baby boy and says,…

  • Science

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    The important thing in science is not so much to obtain new facts as to discover new ways of thinking about them.Sir William Bragg

  • Helping marketers everywhere

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    This is an actual letter from an Austin woman sent to American company Proctor and Gamble regarding their feminine products.  She really gets rolling after the first paragraph.  It’s PC Magazine’s 2007 editors’ choice for best webmail-award-winning letter.Dear Mr. Thatcher,I have been a loyal user of your “Always” maxi pads for over 20 years and…