Dr Wingnut

Author: Dr Wingnut

  • Trust

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    Trust yourself.  Think for yourself.  Act for yourself.  Speak for yourself.  Be yourself.  Imitation is suicide.Marva Collins

  • Priceless wedding

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    You got to love this guy…  This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University.  It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it.  It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a…

  • Image

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    The threat to men of great dignity, privilege and pretense is not from the radicals they revile; it is from accepting their own myth.John Kenneth Galbraith

  • Dallas Texas Air Traffic Control

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    Dallas ATC: “Tower to Saudi Air 911 — You are cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R.”Saudi Air: “Thank you Dallas ATC.  Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel’s runway 9R — Allah be Praised!”Dallas ATC: “Tower to Iran Air 711 — You are cleared to land westbound on runway 9R.”Iran Air: “Thank you Dallas ATC. …

  • Eagles

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    Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.John Benfield

  • Can you solve this puzzle?

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    You are riding on a beautiful white horse.  On your left side is a drop off.  On your right side are several ostriches being chased by a lion.  In front of you are four large gazelles which won’t get out of your way and you can’t seem to overtake them.  Behind you is a stampede…

  • Motivations

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    Almost everyone wants something for nothing.Marsha Sinetar