Dr Wingnut

Author: Dr Wingnut

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  • Success

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    Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it.Henry David Thoreau

  • Chicken coops

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    Why does a chicken coop have two doors instead of four doors?Because if it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan.Told by Mike Rowe, the host of Dirty Jobs on the Discovery Channel while we were watching, Tuesday, 23 October, 2007

  • Self-respect

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    Self-respect is the fruit of discipline; the sense of dignity grows with the ability to say no to oneself.Rabbi Abraham Heschel

  • A Great Senior Moment

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    A very self-important liberal college freshman was attending a recent football game.  He took it upon himself to explain to a senior citizen sitting next to him why it was impossible for the older generation to understand his generation.“You grew up in a different world, actually an almost primitive one,” the student said, loud enough…

  • Good versus Evil

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    We always use evil to prevent greater evil.Reinhold Niebuhr

  • God & the Biker

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    A biker was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, “Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.”The biker pulled over and said, “Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can…