Dr Wingnut

Author: Dr Wingnut

  • Determination

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    The more I heard that I couldn’t make it, the more I was determined to do it.  I never liked being told that I’m not good enough to do this or that.Archie Griffin

  • The power of Beer

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    A man is waiting for his wife to give birth.  The doctor comes in and informs the dad that his son was born without a torso, arms or legs.  The son is just a head!  But the dad loves his son and raises him as well as he can, with love and compassion.After 18 years,…

  • Popularity

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    My definition of a free society is a society where it is safe to be unpopular.Adlai E. Stevenson Jr.

  • Never, never, ever… fart in a wet suit!

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    via email from Bob Rosen, Wed, 28 Mar 2007 21:45:56 -0700

  • Select a Candidate 2008

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    This is amazing.  Not a joke, though some candidates may wish it were.  In the data base a list of questions have had the answers from all the candidates recorded, then your answers are tabulated and the candidate with the statements most like yours is identified with all the others in lower priority.WQAD Select a…

  • Moderation

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    All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.George Harrison

  • Mouse Trap

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    A mouse looked through the crack in the wall to see the farmer and his wife open a package.  What food might this contain? The mouse wondered — he was devastated to discover it was a mousetrap.Retreating to the farmyard, the mouse proclaimed the warning: There is a mousetrap in the house!  There is a…