Author: Dr Wingnut

A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn’t.Unknown

Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something.Plato

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the wrong remedies.Groucho Marx

No matter how rich you become, how famous or powerful, when you die the size of your funeral will still pretty much depend on the weather.Michael Pritchard