Author: Dr Wingnut
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Sunday Morning Sex
Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent’s house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her.When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, “He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning.” Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that two…
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Technical support at harvest time
People have asked where my photos came from. They were sent from my cousin who works as a grain broker for an elevator in Nebraska. As you can imagine, little varmints like this one are ever present with the harvest coming in. Yes, the mouse was released unharmed.via email from Charles Klopp, Mon, 28 Nov…
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Reliability
The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair.Douglas Adams
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Involuntary Muscular Contractions
A Professor was giving a lecture on “Involuntary Muscular Contractions” to his first year medical students.Realizing that this was not the most riveting subject, the Professor decided to lighten the mood slightly.He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said, “Do you know what your ass hole is doing while you’re having…
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Slavery
Whenever I hear anyone arguing for slavery, I feel a strong impulse to see it tried on him personally.Abraham Lincoln
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Contention
It is more profitable to turn away thine eyes from such things as displease thee than to be a slave to contention.Thomas a Kempis