Author: Dr Wingnut
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Technology does help with relationships
Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip That can store and play music in women’s breast implants.The iBreast will cost $499 for mono or $599 for the stereo version.This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to…
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Self-pity
Self-pity in its early stages is as snug as a feather mattress. Only when it hardens does it become uncomfortable.Maya Angelou
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Mastercard moment
Make Up: $60Boob Job: $6,000Forgetting to tuck your nuts…. Priceless.via email from Bob Rosen, Tue, 30 Jan 2007 19:04:03 -0800
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Taxi Driver
A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question and tapped him on the shoulder. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb, and stopped just inches from a large plate glass window.For a few moments everything was silent in the cab,…
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Distributed file systems
Distributed file systems are a cruel hoax.Zalman Stern, former ITC hacker deity