Author: Dr Wingnut
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What drinking problem?
A man goes to a party and has much too much to drink. His friends plead with him to let them take him home. He says no — he only lives a mile away.About five blocks from the party, the police pull him over for weaving and ask him to get out of the car…
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You know you’re really trailer trash when…
The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your spouse.You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the table in front of her kids.You’ve been married three times and still have the same in-laws.You think a woman who is “out of your league” bowls on a different night.Jack Daniel’s makes your list of…
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Three stages of a man’s life
SingleMarriedDivorcedvia email from John Treworgy, Sun, 22 Oct 2006 06:41:28 -0700
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Relationship glossary for men
FineThis is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use “fine” to describe how a woman looks – this will cause you to have one of those arguments.Five MinutesThis is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that…