Dr Wingnut

Author: Dr Wingnut

  • Success

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    Success is more a function of consistent common sense than it is of genius.An Wang

  • Jewish Mother

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    The phone rings.  Jewish mother picks up the phone and answers, Hello?Hi Mom.  Can I leave the kids with you tonight?You’re going out?Yes.With whom?With a friend.I don’t know why you left your husband.  He’s a good man.I didn’t leave him.  He left me.You let him leave you, and now you go out with anybodies and…

  • Prejudice

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    Everyone is a prisoner of his own experiences.  No one can eliminate prejudices — just recognize them.Edward R. Murrow

  • Poor Ralph

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    Ralph came home from the pub late one Friday evening stinking drunk, as he often did, and crept into bed beside his wife, who was already asleep.  He gave a peck on the cheek and fell asleep.When he awoke he found a strange man standing at the end of his bed wearing a long flowing…

  • World’s greatest metaphor

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    High velocity lead poisioning for gunshot.  Don’t remember where I heard or read it, but it took a few seconds to sink in.

  • Tradeoffs

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    People demand freedom of speech as a compensation for the freedom of thought which they seldom use.Soren Kierkegaard

  • The Bannister of Life

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    As You Slide Down the Banister of Life, Remember…Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written an impressive new book.  It’s called “Ministers Do More Than Lay People.”Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary.The difference between the Pope and your boss…the Pope only expects you to kiss his ring (Unless you’re a…