Author: Dr Wingnut

I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina for Lola and was in line to check out.  A woman behind me asked if I had a dog…. Duh!I was feeling a bit crabby so on impulse, I told her no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn’t because I’d…

A study conducted by UCLA’s Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features.  However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal,…

God Said, “Adam, I want you to do Something for me.”Adam said, “Gladly, Lord, what do You want me to do?”God said, “Go down into that valley.”Adam said, “What’s a valley?”God explained it to him.Then God said, “Cross the river.”Adam said, “What’s a river?”God explained that to him, and then said, “Go over to the…