Author: Dr Wingnut
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Sex Frogs
A lovely and very sexy blonde goes into her local pet shop in search of an exotic pet. As she looks about the store, she notices a box full of frogs. The sign says: “Sex Frogs! Only $20 each! Comes with complete instructions.”The blonde excitedly looks around to see if anybody’s watching her. She whispers…
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New Ideas
I can’t understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I’m frightened of the old ones.John Cage
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A love story
This 80 year old woman was arrested for shop lifting. When she went before the judge in Cincinnati he asked her, “What did you steal?”She replied, “A can of peaches.”The judge then asked her why she had stolen the can of peaches and she replied that she was hungry. The judge then asked her how…
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Belief
One needs something to believe in, something for which one can have wholehearted enthusiasm.Hannah Senesh
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An Atheist’s Hell
A young lady came home from a date looking rather sad. She told her mother, “Arthur proposed to me an hour ago.”“Then why are you so sad?” her mother asked.“Because he also told me he was an atheist. Mom, he doesn’t even believe there’s a hell.”Her mother replied, “Marry him anyway. Between the two of…
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Is that so
Self-reliance is the only road to true freedom, and being one’s own person is its ultimate reward.Patricia Sampson