Author: Dr Wingnut
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Too Busy for a Friend…
One day a teacher asked her students to list the names of the other students in the room on two sheets of paper, leaving a space between each name.Then she told them to think of the nicest thing they could say about each of their classmates and write it down.It took the remainder of the…
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Halloween Joke
A man was walking home alone late one foggy night, when behind him he hears:BUMP…BUMP…BUMP…Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him.BUMP…BUMP…BUMP…Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly…
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Trust
Trust men and they will be true to you; treat them greatly, and they will show themselves great.Ralph Waldo Emerson
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The breakdown
A blonde’s car breaks down on the Interstate one day. So she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road.She carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk.Out jump two men in trench coats who walk to the rear of the vehicle where they stand facing oncoming traffic and begin opening their…