Dr Wingnut

Author: Dr Wingnut

  • Money

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    It can buy a HouseBut not a HomeIt can buy a BedBut not SleepIt can buy a ClockBut not TimeIt can buy you a BookBut not KnowledgeIt can buy you a PositionBut not RespectIt can buy you MedicineBut not HealthIt can buy you BloodBut not LifeSo you see money isn’t everything.  And it often causes…

  • Neat

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    The great thing about a computer notebook is that no matter how much you stuff into it, it doesn’t get bigger or heavier.Bill Gates

  • Bear Warning

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    The Forest Service has issued a BEAR WARNING in the national forests for this summer.  They’re urging everyone to protect themselves by wearing bells and carrying pepper spray.Campers should be alert for signs of fresh bear activity, and they should be able to tell the difference between Black Bear dung and Grizzly Bear dung.Black Bear…

  • Always a good idea

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    So much of what we call management consists in making it difficult for people to work.Peter Drucker

  • Got a cold?

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    Last year during the cold season, we ran out of Nyquil caplets so I went to Costco and purchased our normal boatload supply for the season.  The new caplets worked, not at all.  What happened?  I read the box and instead of pseudoephedrine, which is now a controlled substance in Minnesota because it’s a main…

  • Horse sense

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    Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.W.C. Fields

  • How many pieces of flair?

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    Pick the one that fits you best for today’s mood, and wear it proudly.via email from Duane McDowell, Tue, 3 Oct 2006 11:09:35 -0700