Author: Dr Wingnut
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Fate
Ducunt volentem fata, nolentem trahunt. (Fate leads those who are willing. The unwilling it drags.)Seneca
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When the wind blows
Years ago, a farmer owned land along the Atlantic seacoast. He constantly advertised for hired hands. Most people were reluctant to work on farms along the Atlantic. They dreaded the awful storms that raged across the Atlantic, wreaking havoc on the buildings and crops.As the farmer interviewed applicants for the job, he received a steady…
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Unbalanced
One out of four people in this country is mentally unbalanced. Think of your three closest friends; if they seem okey, then you’re the one.Ann Landers, via birthday card from Louis Howley
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Whatever happens, happens for a reason
I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won’t make you cry.Just because someone doesn’t love you the way you want them to, doesn’t mean they don’t love you with all…
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Today’s the day
Thanks to you, my friends in the fellowship of the spirit, and conscious contact with a higher power, I am alive today.Thanks to those of you from whom I’ve gotten greetings today from New Zealand, Germany, Belgium, Canada; and New York, Ohio, New Hampshire, Kentucky and California in the US.A special thank you to Tommy,…
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Medicine
Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis.Jack Handey
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Smile!
In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, “Mrs. Jones, do you know me?”She responded, “Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I’ve known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you’ve been a big disappointment…